Okay, let’s admit it. Sometimes, you don’t get to score with any of the chicks you spend your days stalking on the beach at all. For times like that, what you need is a slumpbuster. Yeah, it’s time to score with a less-than perfect girl just so you can get your groove [...]

Check out all those pretty booties, all in a row. What I wouldn’t give to run across behind them and give ‘em all a nice slap. Or a nice squeeze. Yeah, that’d be better, I think. Even with a view of just their backs, i think it might be safe [...]