22 Jul
Posted by: Beach Bum in: Beach Voyeur
Okay, let’s admit it. Sometimes, you don’t get to score with any of the chicks you spend your days stalking on the beach at all. For times like that, what you need is a slumpbuster. Yeah, it’s time to score with a less-than perfect girl just so you can get your groove on again. Now the usual practice when hooking up with a slumpbuster is to go for one of those chubbalicious BBWs, but really, when yuo see one of those on the the beach wearing a bikini, there’s just no way you can get a hard-on going, sometimes.
So why not pick a nice, regular chick who’s just slightly average instead? With your charm, you know you can score with a boozed-out girl like that. You can go for a reasonably attractive babe with floppy tits, maybe, or why not a gal who’s just slightly a bit too thin for your taste, a slender girl who’s not too sexy in a bikini, but who’d probably look smashing in a nice dress at a beachside dance party you can take her to?
Hell, on second thought, I wouldn’t call those chicks slumpbusters at all! Maybe you’re just too choosy dude! Sure, it’d be a dream to hook up with a hot, sexy thang like this one, but any cool chick with a bod that looks better than the many land orcas out there while dressed in a bikini is a sweet deal in my book. For those hotties who’re out of reach, that’s what telephoto lenses are for. Catch them in a compromising situation and enjoy yourself at home, or maybe you can even use that to blackmail them instead…
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